Saturday, June 13, 2009

FUCK!

I don't use blogger to post blogs anymore, I prefer myspace sadly. I only use myspace because some friends presured me into it, and then I acted started blogging there, so stfu.

Anyway, I was away for a few days, and mum went to see my brother, and hopefully, he's reading this.

My mother said to my brother that I would be annoyed if he stayed home.

-sigh-
Major, fucking forehand.
No, I wouldn't be annoyed if he went back home, i think the idea of making him stay at home, when you kicked him out, wouldn't be a good idea.

Fuck the sooner I get away from my mother the better.

I'm out.
Nigros who care about my blogs? myspace.com/l33t_brandon

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Goodbye.

Today is a sad day for all Duke Nukem fans.
3D Realms was shut down, personally, I blame Take-2, Therefore, I refuse to give anything to Take-2 and would like Take-2, not that they will read a 14 year olds blog, a personal message.

"Fuck you."
Yeah, that's right, fuck you.
You want to destroy Duke Nukem? Fuck you.
You want to end jobs? Fuck you.
You want to disappoint fans? Fuck. You.

Sorry to all the members of Take-2 who actually work hard.

Goodbye Duke Nukem. You will be fucking missed.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Teh Update pl0x?

Yeah okay. First off there will be no "part 2" to the "SKIThouse" rip off. Second of all HELLO MY BROTHER! PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPEAK LOLCAT AND STOP STALKING MY BLOG!
3rd and last of all "Hai"

Oh and i really don't give a shit about blogger all that much, i have a PS3.

Thanks, I'll be on eventually.

~TheSyphen~

P.S. Visit www.not2suspicious.darkbb.com for awusomez.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Big Update

Alotta shit happens over the course of 1 Year.
But i would like to apologize for not contributing.

Anyway enough of the bullshit. Have you ever wonder if you had a step-mum/dad and wonder if they would be awesome and not so typical? Well think again. My study which i haven't been doing proves that Step Parents are douche bags. My Best Friend (Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named) has a Step Father and I have a Step-Mother. Our Step Parents have one thing in common. We Both hate them. Yes if you ever get step parents cry to your parent. The thing they do is Create choirs for you, and with my step mother, she gives me the choirs, and then instead of paying me for what i did, she deducts them from the total. My friend on the other hand gets the worse part. All of his Conversations are monitored then he wonders what his step parent is doing and then he'll say "Mind your own business!". Although i can't really type fast enough to put the whole facts into this, trust me, STEP PARENTS ARE STILL THE THINGS WE HATE! On a more positive note, High School Rules. Well thats all.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Story + Thoughts

Kk all u B Boys out there u gotta go to newgrounds.com and blat blat that Metal Gear Awesome 2 Magiggy aight nigga? Anyways, I has teh story and Teh Thoughts, lets start with thoughts. Okay so, High School is lame, MGA2 needs to be continued, and well, Hitman owns, okay story time kiddies.

Brandon Finds a Job, At the Diamond Mart ( you know, the guys with the speaker phones)
Chapter 1: Possibly the worst first.

Manger: "Okay, so Brandon this is your first day correct?"
Brandon: "Yea, nigga yo white ass is almost identical to them diamonds!"
Cut cut cut! I'll leave that part out...
Brandon: " Yea... correct."
Manager "Now you have to get people into this store right? and to do that, we 'lower our prices and make it sound like they're getting a bargin, when we are actually rising the prices."
Brandon: (Thought Bubble) "You bastards stole my idea"
Manager: Pretty Genius huh?
Brandon: Yeah..
Manager: Okay so watch this...
Brandon: Um K.
Manager: Prices are so hi - low that we, are in love with you -kisses random fat chick-
Brandon: Ewww.. Gross
Manager: Sometime you have to go to extremes to get money.
Brandon: Huh, my turn. Hello everybody, come into the store, we have lowered our prices so low, even racist jokes can't touch this.
Manager: No no no, you've got it all wrong, u have to be tougher.
Brandon: Oh okay, oi you little shit, buy this f**king ring, your whore mother could buy it
Manager: What the F**k are you doing?? It's a good thing her mother is a whore so she won't sue.

Part 2 coming soon

Friday, February 15, 2008

Fox News Parody

Here is something for the world to see http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/170205.html
the real link is out there somewhere.
Out

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Sorry

Hello,

I would like to apologize for the previous post.
1. It was off-topic
2. It was hurtful to RR lovers everywhere
3. DNF still is gonna come out
4. lol no pun intended
5. RR is okay, i just need to change my racing ways
6. Sorry

7. Bye